Welcome to Cenko Unchained! We just partnered up with Squarespace on a aweeesome campaign for our fans where they get to build their own websites for free and possibly win free consultation from Squarespace's world-renowned web experts. As part of this effort, I decided to launch my own website to show how easy it is to make a page on Squarespace. I type with two fingers. I have literally thrown away remote controls because I didn't realize that they had run out of batteries. If I can do it, then trust me you can do it. Anyone can do it. I think even Louie Gohmert might be able to do it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not casting aspersions on his asparagus.
USA TODAY SUCKS BALLS
Do I have to say anything about this clip? This was Cenko Unchained before Django Unchained was even a twinkle in Quentin Tarantino's eye.
THE LATEST UNCHAINED VIDEOS
Ihr Seid Verfluchte Hunde !
Obama Plays Pathetic Political Games
Are Pro-Lifers The New American Taliban?
Hey Birthers Time to Shut The F@$K Up
Wall Street Deregulation After Government Shutdown
Supreme Court's Shameful Hypocrisy on Abortion Clinic Buffer Zones
NRA Defends Convicted Stalkers & Abusers
How Obama Should React To Boehner's Lawsuit
Bush Free Top Benghazi Attacker, Right Wing Silent
Hateful Response Unleashed Upon Muslim Student At Conservative Panel
John McCain LIVID Over Iraqi Turmoil He Helped Create
'Black People' Problems are Personal Choices & Obama's Fault, Says O'Reilly
OTHER FUN STUFF
Things That Grind My Gears
1. When they don't butter my bread at diners. No, I'm not a diva. I can butter my own bread, but then I can also stay home and not pay $20 for breakfast.
2. Democrats who think if we just vote Democrat for one more election cycle everything will get magically better. Our savior is right around the corner!
3. Democrats who tell you not to criticize Democrats because that would hurt the cause. What cause? Getting more Democrats elected?
4. People who repeat the same sentence three times in the middle of telling a story, then say, "To make a long story short ..." Too late, buddy.
5. Norv Turner.
At least I'm not this guy.
THINGS THAT MAKE ME MAD
Right now, you're asking "how is this any different than things that grind your gears?" It's not, but this whole site is devoted to my grievances, so it still makes sense. Plus, this list has pictures.
1- Money in Politics
This has corrupted our government and destroyed our democracy. This unlike unbuttered bread is worthy of getting super pissed about. Oh also, before I forget ... have I mentioned Wolf-PAC.com?
2- Establishment Media
69% of Americans thought Saddam Hussein was personally responsible for 9/11 when we invaded Iraq. I would have been in favor of going to Iraq too if I thought they hit us on 9/11. But they didn't. The media knew that. They just forgot to relay that little piece of information to us. It will be my pleasure to change the media.
3- Religious Fundamentalists
I don't have to believe in your voo doo. And I most especially do not have to live by it. If there is a God, he he gave us life so that we may live it.
LIVE RANT FEED
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RT @sritt206: I find it interesting that nobody seems interested in how much @SamHarrisOrg and @cenkuygur agreed upon. -
RT @sritt206: @SamHarrisOrg Just because @cenkuygur didn't agree with you doesnt mean he doesn't get it. People can simply disagree with you. I do often
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Sam Harris Discusses His Beliefs with Cenk Uygur for Three Hours - http://t.co/mT2c28P13M via @patheos
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RT @ringoffireradio: Palin, The Hillbilly Thief, Scams Her GOP Pals for Millions http://t.co/XHIWYmOx7e
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Cenk Uygur: Republicans Love Latinos, Unless Hating Them Gets More Votes http://t.co/BfnNIoCsL9